Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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