Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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