honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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