She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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