The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Still dying that you shit outside
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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