you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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