Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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