He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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