I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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