ugly people sure do ruin things
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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