trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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