hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't deserve a penis
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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