Pappa wants mamma naked
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think I won the penis lottery.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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