Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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