ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My hand turned me down
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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