I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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