you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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