Are we in a gay sports bar?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
This baby is an asshole
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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