obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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