we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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