my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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