He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I can't turn off my feet"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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