We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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