I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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