fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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