fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
It's just like the Real World with babies
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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