hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
