I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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