so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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