I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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