I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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