Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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