Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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