I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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