oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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