But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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