Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
