don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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