Jerry, you need to find god
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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