I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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