I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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