David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
