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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes

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(312): View more from Illinois

i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.

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(541): View more from Oregon

you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?

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(480): View more from Arizona

I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.

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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me

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(716): View more from New York

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?

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(607): View more from New York

You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.

(607): View more from New York

That can't be good for your liver!

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Thanks for caring mom.

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(714): View more from California

The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb

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What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft

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