If that was your dad, he is hot
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize