do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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