in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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