Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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