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(540): View more from Virginia

I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes

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(314): View more from Missouri

sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents

(636): View more from Missouri

never have sex?

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(718): View more from New York

you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.

(917): View more from New York City

i told you we never speak of that again

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.

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(775): View more from Nevada

"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.

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(503): View more from Oregon

It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.

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