she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i don't like sucking hair
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Drake has all the answers
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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