i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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