Sry I called you an 8
I heard we made out
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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