The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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