if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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